In ”our perfect society” where trends are as fleeting as a TikTok dance, 2025 has truly outdone itself.
From wellness hacks to quantum tech, humans have once again proven there’s no idea too absurd to try.
Whether it’s about “redefining health” or just an excuse to yell at your glassware, here are the most ridiculous trends of the year.
Designed to make you happier, healthier and possibly even whackier.
Because what’s coming next, you never know.
1. Moonbathing for Vitamin Q
Forget sunlight and SPF—2025 is all about moonlight.
Wellness gurus swear that lying under a full moon replenishes your “lunar essence,” boosts melatonin, and somehow imparts a made-up nutrient called Vitamin Q.
The true believers insist this is the secret to glowing skin and inner peace, though skeptics argue it’s just glorified camping without the s’mores.
2. Reverse Chewing
Apparently, chewing normally isn’t good enough anymore.
Trendsetters claim that chewing food in reverse (don’t ask how) “reprograms” your digestive system and unlocks hidden enzymes.
As one influencer put it: “It’s not about eating; it’s about un-eating.”
Gastroenterologists have already patented the antidote.
3. Shouting Water Therapy
Hydration has leveled up in 2025.
This trend encourages you to scream positive affirmations into a glass of water before drinking it.
Experts in the “field” (which doesn’t exist) say the vibrations infuse the water with good vibes.
Meanwhile, your neighbors are calling the cops because you keep yelling, “I DESERVE TO BE HYDRATED!” at 7 a.m.
4. AI Therapist Rocks
Move over, emotional support animals—this year’s must-have accessory is a rock embedded with AI.
Marketed as a “pocket therapist,” it vibrates gently when you’re stressed and says things like “You’re enough” or “Have you tried yoga?” when squeezed.
It’s comforting until it starts suggesting you upgrade to a $999 annual subscription plan.
5. Upside-Down Yoga
Why stretch on the ground when you can dangle from your ceiling?
Upside-down yoga enthusiasts claim that reversing gravity “realigns your chakras” and literally turns back time.
Unfortunately, it also causes nosebleeds, vertigo, and an increased likelihood of crashing into your coffee table.
6. Emotional Support Potatoes
For those overwhelmed by life’s pressures, emotional support potatoes are here to help.
Carry a raw potato in your pocket to “absorb negative energy” and remind you of life’s simpler comforts.
Experts (read: no one) say it works best if you name your potato something reassuring, like Spudley or Tater Tot.
7. NFT Diets
This trend merges two things everyone’s sick of: fad diets and NFTs.
The concept is simple: you can only eat foods you own as NFTs.
While some proudly “dine” on virtual tacos, others have starved waiting for their digital avocado toast to “mint.”
On the bright side, it’s the most cost-effective diet plan ever.
8. Quantum Toothpaste
Oral hygiene just got a quantum leap forward.
This toothpaste claims to clean not just your teeth but your ancestral DNA.
Advertised as “interdimensional freshness,” it’s unclear whether it actually works.
However, it does come with a hefty $200 price tag and glowing reviews from people who definitely don’t understand science.
9. Hummingbird Bootcamps
Inspired by nature’s tiniest speed freaks, hummingbird bootcamps have enthusiasts flapping their arms rapidly while sipping sugar water to mimic the birds’ high-energy lifestyle.
Proponents claim it burns 5,000 calories a day and improves mental focus, though most participants pass out from sugar crashes by lunchtime.
10. Invisible Clothing
This year, less isn’t more—nothing is.
Designers are selling “air couture,” invisible outfits that cost thousands but, of course, “let your body be the real statement piece.”
Fashionistas rave about its versatility (“Goes with literally anything!”), while skeptics question how it’s different from just being naked.
11. Smelling Salts Butt Hack
And finally, the trend that truly takes the cake (and your dignity): smelling salts, but for your backside.
Influencers swear this hack revitalizes your energy, tightens your skin, and gives you a “boost” from the inside out.
The FDA has issued multiple warnings, but that hasn’t stopped TikTokers from demonstrating this on camera—with strategically placed emojis, of course.
What’s Next?
If these trends prove anything, it’s that humanity will try anything to feel younger, happier, or slightly more interesting at brunch.
What’s coming next? Tropical salts for your elbows? Scare tactics to turn your teeth white as a ghost? A juice cleanse made from actual rainbows?
Stay tuned—2026 is just around the corner.
