Astrology Signs and Screen Times April 4 2025 with Aurora & Rex – The Radiant Stars, The Dazzling Screen and The Intriguing Duet
Aurora: “Hello again, you celestial creatures. Welcome to Astrology Signs and Screen Times.
It’s Wednesday, and while most people are still talking about that duet at the Spotlight Lounge.
Yes, the one between Jack and Polly that melted hearts or burned bridges, depending on who you ask—we’re here to do what we always do: read the astrology signs, watch the trailers, and sip the tea.”
Rex: “Correction: I sip coffee. You pour tea all over social media.
The break room at Informer.Digital hasn’t been this chaotic since Wacky Benny tried to microwave salmon.”
Aurora (smirking): “Can you blame me? That performance had more tension than a Mercury retrograde family dinner.
And now karaoke is Jack’s good luck charm? But with who? What astrology sign? A Leo rising? A Scorpio moon?
Someone’s clearly manifesting wins with vocal cords and cosmic chaos.
But let’s shift gears before I say something that gets me banned from the Friday karaoke lineup.”
First Up: The Friend
Aurora: “You know what a real friend does? They come to you first—before the whispers, before the screenshots, before the standing ovation that felt just a little too rehearsed.
They don’t let you find out through someone else’s viral clip–especially not before you’ve had your morning coffee.”
Rex: “I take it this is not about the astrology signs or the movie anymore.”
Aurora: “Oh, I assure you it is.
Directed by Scott McGehee and David Siegel—mysterious men with no publicly listed birthdays. Suspicious. However, according to my Astrology Senses that’s giving me Capricorn in hiding energy.”
Rex: “Did you say Astrology Senses? Maybe they’re just private people, Aurora. Not everyone wants their birth chart dissected on air.”
Aurora: “Too bad, there’s a lot of things in this world that should be kept private but aren’t.
But this cast?
Full Astrology charted and emotionally loaded:”
Naomi Watts – Sept 28, 1968 – Libra. Needs balance. Finds chaos.
Bill Murray – Sept 21, 1950 – Virgo. He’ll fold your laundry while ghosting your calls.
Constance Wu – Mar 22, 1982 – Aries. Brings fire and flair, no filter.
Ann Dowd – Jan 30, 1956 – Aquarius. Cool demeanor. Inner storm.
Carla Gugino – Aug 29, 1971 – Virgo. Sharp memory. Sharper tongue.
Rex: “Virgos and Libras trying to navigate grief? This is either a healing journey or an emotional hostage situation.”
Next: A Minecraft Movie
Aurora: “When you’re trying to craft something real—like, say, a musical connection in front of 50 witnesses—you don’t just build.
You dig deep and build with truth, not polished stone and fake smiles.”
Rex: “Wow. And here I thought this was a kids’ movie.”
Aurora: “Directed by Jared Hess, born July 18, 1979, making him a nurturing Cancer who probably cried during Toy Story 3, unlike people who disregard others emotions.
Now, the astrology signs for our blocky stars.”
Jason Momoa – Aug 1, 1979 – Leo. Commands attention. Probably sings in mirrors.
Jack Black – Aug 28, 1969 – Virgo. Comedic on the outside, control freak on the inside.
Emma Myers – Apr 2, 2002 – Aries. Brave, blunt, probably wrote her own lyrics.
Danielle Brooks – Sept 17, 1989 – Virgo. Third Virgo this week. Pattern? Probably.
Sebastian Eugene Hansen – Birthday unknown, which makes him a cosmic wild card.
Rex: “You realize you’re now three for three with passive-aggressive Virgo shade.”
Aurora: “I call it Virgo recognition. They’re organized. And right now, they’ve probably got a spreadsheet with Jack’s setlist and emotional availability indexed.”
Finally: The Luckiest Man in America
Aurora: “Luck is funny. One day you’re the star of a duet, the next you’re the subject of a group chat named ‘What Was That Guy Even Doing.’”
Rex: “Catchy. Maybe needs a remix.”
Aurora: “This one’s directed by Samir Oliveros—birthday unknown, and probably for the best. No need to drag him into this astrological crime scene.”
Rex: “Who’s playing America’s luckiest man? Please tell me it’s someone who doesn’t have romantic regrets in real life.”
Aurora: “Well…”
Paul Walter Hauser – Oct 15, 1986 – Libra. Balances charm and guilt.
Walton Goggins – Nov 10, 1971 – Scorpio. IYKYK.
Maisie Williams – Apr 15, 1997 – Aries. Fights hard. Loves harder.
Shamier Anderson – May 6, 1991 – Taurus. Stubborn. Loyal. Probably warned Jack and was ignored.
Rex: “So a film about winning big by beating the system, starring signs that rarely play fair and never forget.”
Aurora: “I mean, it’s basically a documentary about emotionally unavailable men in rehearsal spaces.”
Rex: “Gotcha. Feel better now?”
Aurora (smirking): “Yes, thanks for letting me vent.
So whether you’re a Libra trying to restore balance, a Scorpio making mysterious playlists, or a Leo still holding the mic like it’s a weapon of seduction… remember: luck, like love, is a temporary high.
But karma?
That’s permanent.”
Rex: “Can I go now, or do you have more veiled messages for Jack, Polly, or their followers?”
Aurora: “Oh, I’m just getting started. Wait till next week when we talk eclipses.
And consequences.”
Mike worked in the radio industry for 35 years which means sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek, satirical, trash talking characters to remind you laughter is good for the soul! Let’s have some fun with entertainment, movies and TV, sports, budget food and games, lifestyle and we’ll get ridiculous.
