Enchanting Astrology Signs & Screen Times: March 28, 2025 With Aurora & Rex

Enchanting Astrology Signs & Screen Times: March 28, 2025

With Aurora & Rex

 

Aurora (smiling):

 

Welcome to Astrology Signs & Screen Times, the show where the cosmos and the cinema collide. I’m your host, Aurora, and I’ve got my star chart, my popcorn, and yes—my opinions. And joining me, as always, is the grumpiest skeptic this side of Saturn…

 

Rex (deadpan):

 

I’m Rex. I read scripts, not star signs. But somehow, I’m still here. And yes, we’re diving into four new movies hitting theaters March 28, 2025. Because apparently, astrology has to determine whether your Friday night is fated or foolish.

Segment: A Working Man

 

Aurora:

 

Let’s start with A Working Man. Directed by Capricorn David Ayer, this one is dripping with earth sign energy.

 

Jason Statham leads the cast with Leo boldness, backed by Aries David Harbour, and Capricorn Michael Peña.

Rex:

 

So basically, it’s a movie where everyone either throws punches or files taxes on time. With all that Capricorn and Aries, I expect commitment issues—like sticking to one storyline.

 

Aurora:

 

It’s practically an astrology dream—earth and fire signs working in gritty harmony. You’ve got stability from the Capricorns, action from the Aries, and Leo’s charisma lighting the fuse.

 

Rex:

 

Great. The stars say “explosions and emotional repression.” Sounds like a winner.

 

Death of a Unicorn

 

Aurora:

 

Now this one’s mysterious. Directed by Alex Scharfman—no birthday on record, so I’m reading the signs.

 

Scorpio vibes for the eerie tone, Aquarius rising for the title, and maybe a Capricorn moon for the creative control.

 

Rex:

 

You’re literally guessing a director’s astrology chart like it’s the lost Zodiac scroll? It’s the dawning of Astro-Maybe.

 

Aurora:

 

Paul Rudd, an Aries, brings his ageless intensity. Jenna Ortega, a Libra, adds balance and grace. It’s fire meets air, chaos meets charm.

 

Rex:

 

Translation: Rudd punches something while Ortega rolls her eyes. I’m in.

 

Aurora:

 

It’s a cosmic wild card. Astrology-wise, it’s got enough Aries spark and Libra beauty to be surprisingly deep. Or delightfully weird.

 

Rex:

 

It’s about unicorns seeking revenge and they’ve upgraded to tactical glitter.

 

The Woman in the Yard

 

Aurora:

 

This one’s a slow-burn thriller with very grounded energy. Directed by Aries Jaume Collet-Serra and starring Taurus duo Danielle Deadwyler and Russell Hornsby.

Rex:

 

So everyone in this movie is either stubborn or suspicious. Sounds like a family holiday dinner.

 

Aurora:

 

You’re not wrong. Taurus energy dominates—slow, steady, emotionally intense. The astrology here leans into inner strength and subtle power plays. Expect atmosphere, not jump scares.

 

Rex:

 

I’m guessing we’ll see running screaming in the car won’t start.

 

Aurora:

 

Add in Okwui Okpokwasili as the mysterious woman—birthday unknown, but I’d bet on Scorpio or Pisces. The mystery feels water sign to me.

 

Rex (shaking his head):

 

Now we’re betting on astrology signs—there’s probably an app for that.

 

Sikandar

 

Aurora:

 

Let’s head east with Sikandar, directed by Libra A.R. Murugadoss. This one’s a blend of political drama and action chaos—with a delightfully mixed zodiac cast.

 

Rex:

 

Which means what—fistfights and peace treaties?

 

Aurora:

 

Exactly. Salman Khan, a Capricorn, anchors the film with serious authority.

 

Rashmika Mandanna, an Aries, brings heat.

 

Kajal Aggarwal is a Gemini—expect duality.

 

Sathyaraj is another Libra, and Sharman Joshi, a Taurus.

 

Rex:

 

So we’ve got bulls, twins, rams, scales, and sea goats. Sounds like an astrology-themed zoo.

 

Aurora:

 

More like a perfectly balanced cosmic ensemble. This film has enough zodiac diversity to write a full astrology book.

 

The balance between boldness and diplomacy could really shine.

 

Rex:

 

And the title means “conqueror” or “warrior,” and refers to Alexander the Great. I’m keeping my eye out for an epic battle scene.

 

Astrology Signs Wrap-Up

 

Aurora:

 

This weekend is a goldmine for astrology lovers and film fans.

 

Whether you want earth sign grit, fire sign action, air sign intellect, or mysterious water sign vibes—March 28’s got you covered.

 

Rex:

 

Or if you hate astrology and just want to watch people punch stuff—still works.

 

Aurora:

 

Astrology isn’t just moon signs and horoscopes—it’s energy, rhythm, chemistry. And every one of these films rides a different cosmic current.

 

Rex:

 

And they cosmically ride. Can I go now?

 

Aurora:

 

What’s the hurry meeting someone at the Rooftop bar? The astrology signs say you and Gracie are perfect for one another, admit it and then you can go.

Rex:

 

I’m not meeting Gracie this time but, fine. Astrology wins this round. Barely. And since you brought it up, you may want to check Jack’s chart his predictions have been crazy lately.

 

Aurora:

 

Jack’s chart is just fine. He is bold and adventurous in ways you can’t imagine.

 

Rex:

 

Oh really?

 

Aurora (winking):

 

On that note, see you next week on Astrology Signs & Screen Times. And remember—no matter what the stars say, your popcorn is your power.