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The Deadly Art of Lady “Three Fingers” Fuchsia

At NOBLE, precision and efficiency are the hallmarks of success and that perfectly describes Lady “Three Fingers” Fuchsia. 

Noble discovered she had the perfect psychological profile for a professional killer. Fast tracked her through Noble assassin school, which includes a free subscription to the Death by Unnatural Causes channel.

Many former assassins end up color commentators on DUC especially for their weekend afternoon and evening Let’s Just Kill Em All Marathon. All across the city people would gather together, barbecue and sing all the old assassin songs while watching.

From the very start, Lady Fuchsia excelled. Where others struggled to master the basics, she flourished, displaying an almost innate understanding of the deadly arts. It wasn’t long before she earned the nickname “Three Fingers,” a moniker that spoke to her uncanny ability to take down even the most formidable adversaries using only three fingers. Her kills were swift, silent, and, above all, efficient—qualities that quickly made her one of NOBLE’s most sought-after operatives.

But Lady Fuchsia wasn’t just a killer; she was an artist. Each of her hits was a carefully choreographed masterpiece, and with every successful mission, she added another piece to her growing collection of fuchsia knick knacks. These trinkets—over 30,000 in total—lined the shelves of her private quarters, each one commemorating a life taken and a mission completed. From fuchsia figurines to intricately painted vases, her collection was as much a testament to her lethal career as it was to her peculiar obsession with the color.

Lady loves sunsets, long walks on the beach and listening to someone beg for mercy. She also likes parcheesi on rainy days and throwing knives at anything. But even the thrill of putting a bullet in someone’s backside can’t hold a candle to the affection she feels for Jimmy Fagettaboutit Superfly.

Theirs was a love forged in the fires of danger, a bond that grew stronger with each perilous mission. While she reveled in the thrill of the kill, her heart belonged to the master thief. Together, they were an unstoppable duo within NOBLE, each complementing the other’s strengths in a way that made them both indispensable to the agency.

Yet, for all her love and skill, Lady Fuchsia harbored a darker side. Beneath her calm exterior and her penchant for collecting fuchsia mementos lay a cold, calculated killer who could turn off her emotions in an instant. She lived for the rush of the hunt, the satisfaction of a perfectly executed hit, and the knowledge that she was the best at what she did. It was this darker side that made her so effective—and so dangerous.

As she returned from yet another successful mission, Lady Fuchsia knew that her work was far from over. The city was full of targets, and there were still so many fuchsia knick knacks to collect.

But for now, she would allow herself a moment to think of Jimmy, the man who loved her despite the darkness within. Little did she know that the true test of her loyalty and love would come sooner than she expected.