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The Mighty Movie Satire Showdown – Zen vs. Nikke #5: Debate Free Pluto TV Protectors vs. Central Command
A Comedic Spoof of Heroism, Censorship, and Workplace Ambushes
Satire Disclaimer
The following is a work of satire intended to parody the modern media landscape and the flood of opinion-based programming that now dominates it. These days, everyone has an opinion—and far too often, people treat agreement as evidence that something must be true. If you’ve ever nodded along with someone just because they “sounded right,” believe us, we have too. You’re the audience we’re laughing at—because we’re laughing at ourselves right alongside you. That’s the point.
And yes—we’ve worked that job where your boss wants agreement, not honesty… and perfection on a budget so thin it counts as satire all by itself.
> This episode of satirical commentary contains unsanctioned opinions, budget-blowing metaphors, and survival strategies drawn entirely from free Pluto TV movies. Viewer discretion is advised. Especially if you’re part of Central Command.
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> This spoof debate was flagged by the Department of Viral Affairs (D.V.A.) for “excessive protagonist glorification” and “independent decision-making under fire.”
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Proceed with popcorn and plausible deniability.
ZEN: Nikke, when management circulates a memo titled “List of Employees Likely to Turn Inspirational,” I don’t reach for a grappling hook—I reach for Jack Ryan. Clear and Present Danger Jack Ryan. Harrison Ford, methodical, incorruptible—and headlining one of the best free Pluto TV movies out there.
NIKKE: That’s cute. But if Central Command is storming the studio with flashlights and flowcharts, I don’t want a guy who files reports—I want a woman who flips over desks and dual-wields pistols. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Angelina Jolie. Also one of the most iconic free Pluto TV movies available. And way more fun in a fictional workplace ambush.
ZEN: Fun? She raided ancient temples. Jack Ryan raided corrupt government black ops. One of those is closer to what we’re dealing with. You want action. I want accountability.
NIKKE: And I want results. Lara Croft doesn’t ask for permission—she reboots the system with a backflip and a smirk. You think the Algorithm Alignment Team trembles at a policy memo? They’ll redline you out of existence. That’s why this isn’t just a movie—it’s a satirical survival manual.
ZEN: Jack Ryan dismantled a military operation with nothing but moral clarity and a printer from 1992. He didn’t need trapeze skills. He needed guts and a Senate subcommittee. He even secured a helicopter by flashing his CIA business card and asking, “Would you take a company check?” That’s command presence. And that’s what you get in one of the smartest free Pluto TV movies ever made.
NIKKE: Which is why you’ll be in a conference room waiting for a subpoena while I’m ziplining out with the hard drives. Lara Croft acts. Jack Ryan reacts.
ZEN: He exposes the truth. I’d call that courage.
NIKKE: And I’d call that Tuesday for Lara Croft. While Jack’s citing federal code, she’s crashing a helicopter into the D.V.A.’s mobile server van. That’s not fantasy—that’s parody with upper body strength.
ZEN: That’s not a solution—that’s an audit waiting to happen.
NIKKE: Which she’ll escape by diving into a canal, jet-skiing to the Cayman Islands, and recovering the one encrypted flash drive that proves we were framed. Plus it’s one of the great Free Pluto TV Movies!
ZEN: And I’ll be at headquarters… winning the legal battle.
NIKKE: We all fight in our own ways, ZC. Yours just involves more paperwork and fewer explosions.
Clear and Present Danger (1994) and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) are both free Pluto TV movies you can stream right now. Whether you prefer moral fortitude or gravity-defying flair, your ultimate protector in this parody of corporate overreach is just one click away.
And when Central Command sends that final warning memo?
Ask yourself:
Are you ready to testify…or to tomb raid?
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Mike worked in the radio industry for 35 years which means sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek, satirical, trash talking characters to remind you laughter is good for the soul! Let’s have some fun with entertainment, movies and TV, sports, budget food and games, lifestyle and we’ll get ridiculous.
