If I Could Turn Back Time: A Love-Hate Affair with Fashion History
When Bob Mackie and Cher teamed up to create the now-iconic outfit for the “If I Could Turn Back Time” music video, they had no idea the sheer chaos it would unleash.
Mackie himself admitted in the new documentary Bob Mackie: Naked Illusion that he was “embarrassed” by the revealing ensemble — a barely-there bodystocking held together by little more than a V-shaped fabric strip and pure audacity.
Cher herself reflects on the outfit in her memoir, Cher: The Memoir Part 1, admitting it wasn’t her most practical choice but undeniably unforgettable.
“Please don’t tell anyone I designed this,” Mackie pleaded at the time, while Cher, always one to own her style choices, was more than happy to wear it… on a battleship, no less.
Despite its initial controversy (MTV banned it before 9 p.m.), the outfit has cemented its place in pop culture history.
And why not?
It’s bold, it’s unforgettable, and, dare I say, it’s versatile.
Sure, Mackie and Cher may have their reservations about it now, but I think it’s a fashion triumph — and one that deserves far more credit for its adaptability.
Beyond Battleships: Where to Wear the “Turn Back Time” Outfit
Let’s reimagine this iconic outfit not as a scandalous relic but as a multipurpose staple for modern living.
Here are some unexpected, laugh-out-loud places where you could absolutely rock this outfit (if you’ve got the confidence and a couple of seat belts handy):
1. Your Next Zoom Meeting
Pair it with a chic blazer on top — business in the front, Cher in the back. Bonus points if you use a naval battleship background to complete the vibe.
2. Grocery Shopping
Who needs yoga pants when you can turn heads in aisle 5 with a sheer masterpiece? The deli counter will never be the same.
3. Parent-Teacher Conference
Show the PTA who’s boss. Nothing says “I’m an involved parent” like bold fashion choices.
4. A Renaissance Fair
Add a feathered cap and call it “Avant-Garde Medieval.” Cher on the catwalk of history!
5. A Hot Yoga Class
Technically, it’s breathable, right? Though you may end up on TikTok.
6. Jury Duty
Nothing intimidates a courtroom quite like the “seat belt outfit.” Justice served!
7. As a Halloween Costume
Go meta: dress as Cher dressing as herself. It’s a conversation starter.
8. Your Wedding
Who needs a traditional gown when you can make your vows as unforgettable as this outfit?
9. The Smithsonian
Let’s be honest: this masterpiece belongs in the Smithsonian, enshrined as a symbol of daring fashion, freedom of expression, and the sheer audacity of 1989.
The Sheer End
While Mackie and Cher may have had their doubts, there’s no denying the cultural impact of the “Turn Back Time” outfit.
It’s not just a piece of fashion history; it’s a statement — one that has inspired generations to push boundaries and embrace their boldest selves.
From the battleship to the Smithsonian (eventually, right?), this outfit deserves to be celebrated for all the ways it’s turned heads and sparked conversations.
So, Bob and Cher, don’t be so hard on yourselves. This seat-belted wonder is a gift to humanity. Now, who’s ready to try it at their next book club?
