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Imagine a World Without Coffee: My Dystopian Nightmare

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Last night before we went to bed my wife casually mentioned that she thought I drank too much coffee. In the middle of the night I woke up in a cold sweat from the scariest dream I ever had. There were no more coffee shops in the world. They had all been closed by order of my wife. No Coffee!?! I couldn't believe...

Breaking News – Facts Are For Losers Part 4

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The Deadly Art of Lady “Three Fingers” Fuchsia At NOBLE, precision and efficiency are the hallmarks of success and that perfectly describes Lady “Three Fingers” Fuchsia.  Noble discovered she had the perfect psychological profile for a professional killer. Fast tracked her through Noble assassin school, which includes a free subscription to the Death by Unnatural Causes channel. Many former assassins end up...

10 Free Movies You Need to Watch Right Now if You’re Done with Pretentious Picks

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The Silver Screen Sage is a tough-as-nails movie buff with an encyclopedic knowledge of cinema's hidden gems and a love for gritty, no-nonsense film picks. Forget candle-lit libraries—she's in her cozy corner stacked with vintage DVDs, worn-out VHS tapes, and posters that have seen better days. A couple of flickering lava lamps set the mood, and Wilbur, her pet rock, keeps...

The Next Four Years Could Be One Big ‘Wag the Dog’—And Here’s Why Your Cat Might Be In On It

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If you’ve never seen Wag the Dog, it’s a brilliant satire starring Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman, where a presidential team scrambles to distract the public from a scandal by inventing a war. And don’t you just love it when life imitates art? As we stare down the next four years, it’s hard not to feel giddy. We’re practically living in...

Why Fake News Feels So Good—and the Info Cartel Loves It!

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Forget street dealers. The deadliest cartel isn’t lurking in back alleys—it’s operating out of air-conditioned offices, complete with a merry band of sycophants and a drawer full of “those other guys suck” slogans. The product? Misinformation, more potent and addictive than anything crossing the border. False hope, empty promises, and outrageous lies—each one carefully packaged in bite-sized soundbites designed to make you...

12 Shocking Truths About Dog Poop in Your Yard (Number 7 Will Blow Your Mind!)

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Everywhere you look there's another list! Apparently you have to have a list to support your argument otherwise you really don't have an argument. “10 Ways to Boost Your Productivity,” “15 Tricks to Save Money on Groceries,” and the ever-popular “20 Signs You’re Secretly a Cat.” Okay maybe it was only nine. But recently, I stumbled upon a true gem: “12 Reasons...

The Virtual Reality Game Show You Never Knew You Needed!

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In a world where power-hungry individuals think they can dictate how we live, what we openly discuss with each other and even invade nations in the name of “saving” them, it’s time for a reality check. But since we can’t confront these would-be dictators face-to-face in the real world (legally, anyway), let’s mock their tyranny the only way that’s socially...

8 Perfect Ways to Say Election This!

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Feeling overwhelmed by the electoral madness swirling around you? The constant barrage of opinions, ads, and political banter can feel like too much. So why not take a whimsical detour into some bizarre and delightfully absurd hiding spots? Here are a few fantastical places you can disappear into until the dust settles and you can come out for the post-election air: Your...

The Ultimate Top 10 Free Movies You Can Stream Right Now – Popcorn Prophetess Style!

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Through the magic of movie reels and a dash of silver screen stardust, we’ve been graced with insights from a new authority in the realm of free streaming—the Popcorn Prophetess herself. But don’t expect her to align with the Zen Cinephile’s views. In fact, her take on cinema may just shake things up. The Popcorn Prophetess isn’t one to stay on...

Breaking News – Facts Are For Losers Part 3

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The Master Thief of NOBLE: Jimmy Fagettaboutit Superfly In the shadowy corridors of NOBLE, where secrets are the currency and espionage is an art form, there exists a man whose name is spoken with equal parts respect and trepidation. That man is Jimmy Fagettaboutit Superfly, the master thief whose reputation for stealing the impossible is legendary. Jimmy's journey to becoming NOBLE's...