15 Gag Gifts That Say ‘I Thought About You for Five Seconds’
Gag gifts are a time-honored tradition, the perfect blend of “I care” and “I didn’t want to care too much.”
They’re ideal for office Secret Santas, white elephant exchanges, or as a way to say, “I know you well enough to gift you something ridiculous, but not well enough to get you anything meaningful.”
Here’s a list of 15 gag gifts that scream, “You were on my mind for all of five glorious seconds!”
1. Fake Candle That Smells Like Bacon or “Wet Dog”
Set the mood with scents that spark conversation—and possibly confusion. Perfect for people who want their home to smell like their sense of humor: questionable.
2. Novelty Soap Bars (Like “Unicorn Tears” or “Smells Like Dad Jokes”)
Nothing says “I care” like soap that smells like sarcasm. Ideal for anyone who loves to lather up with laughter.
3. Stress Ball Shaped Like a Brain or a Chicken
Is your friend feeling overwhelmed? Toss them a squishy brain so they can “get their thoughts together” or a chicken because… why not? Stress relief has never been weirder.
4. Desk Plaque That Says, “Professional Overthinker”
For the friend who can turn even the smallest decision into an existential crisis. This plaque is a thoughtful reminder that their talent hasn’t gone unnoticed.
5. Mini Desk Punching Bag for Stress Relief
When life gets tough, punch it out… literally. It’s like therapy, but cheaper and without the awkward small talk.
6. Toilet Paper with Jokes Printed on It
Because nothing says, “I hope you have a good laugh while handling your business,” quite like bathroom humor… literally. Who needs Hallmark when your sentiments can go straight down the drain?
7. Emergency Underpants in a Tiny Tin
Practical and hilarious. Perfect for that friend who’s always “living on the edge” or has a questionable track record with spicy food. They’ll laugh until they realize… maybe they actually need it.
8. Fake Lottery Ticket That Looks Like a Big Winner
This one’s great for stirring up emotions: joy, shock, betrayal, and possibly rage. Nothing brings people closer than momentarily crushing their dreams.
9. How to Win at Life Without Really Trying
This book is guaranteed to contain no useful advice whatsoever, making it the perfect gift for anyone who’s winging it and proud.
10. A Sound Machine for Farts, Applause, or Dramatic Boos
Turn any moment into a comedy show with the press of a button. Great for office meetings, family dinners, or just spicing up awkward silences.
11. A Mug That Says, “World’s Okayest Employee”
Celebrate mediocrity in style! It’s the perfect desk accessory for your coworker who’s mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
12. A Burrito Blanket (Roll Yourself Up Like a Snack)
Everyone loves a good burrito, so why not let them be one? Wrap yourself in this toasty tortilla blanket and become the human snack you were born to be.
13. Socks with Your Face Printed on Them
What’s better than socks? Socks with your face on them. It’s equal parts thoughtful and narcissistic, making it the perfect gift for anyone who loves you… or hates you.
14. A Tiny Hands Set (Wearable Plastic Hands)
These hilariously small hands are perfect for making ordinary tasks like waving or clapping look absurd. Bonus points if you use them to hand-deliver the gift.
15. A Wine Bottle Glass Topper That Holds an Entire Glass of Wine
Who has time to pour glass after glass? This topper lets you drink straight from the bottle like the classy individual you are. Perfect for wine enthusiasts… or those who’ve given up entirely.
The Last Laugh!
These gifts may not change lives, but they’ll definitely lighten the mood. After all, isn’t that what the holidays (and lazy gift-giving) are all about?
So, grab one of these gems and revel in the knowledge that you’ve nailed the art of saying, “You’re worth five seconds of my time… and a trip to the novelty store.”
