Premier League #1 – Gridiron Gracie vs. Jack Maverick: The Wild and “Technically” Tied EPL Smackdown
Jack Maverick: “BREAKING NEWS: Jack Maverick, official genius of Premier League predictions, nails an exact score line while Gracie flails in mediocrity. That’s right, —your boy called Fulham over Nottingham Forest EXACTLY right. 2-1, just like I said. Gracie? Oh, she got three winners too, but let’s be real—precision matters. And that’s why I stand before you, victorious.”
Gridiron Gracie: “Oh, give me a break. You got one score exactly right and now you’re acting like you’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe? Let’s not forget you also predicted Villa crushing Ipswich 4-1—yeah, that turned into a 1-1 draw. And your 2-0 Southampton win? Bournemouth flipped that right back on you with a 3-1 beatdown. But hey, congrats on one correct Premier League score. Do you want a medal?”
Jack Maverick: “Listen, listen—I am a man of the people, and the people love a Premier League winner. Not only did I get three games right, but I did what you couldn’t—I called one to the letter. That’s like hitting a half-court shot at the buzzer, while you’re just out here making safe little layups.”
Gridiron Gracie: “Oh, is that what we’re calling it? Because from where I’m sitting, we got the same number of winners right. But sure, go ahead and hang your hat on that one perfect Premier League pick while conveniently ignoring the disaster that was your Aston Villa and Southampton predictions.”
Jack Maverick: “A wise man once said, ‘It’s not about how many you get right, it’s about how right you get them.’ That wise man is me, and my Fulham pick speaks for itself. Meanwhile, you had Brentford over West Ham, but you botched the score. So close, yet so far, Gracie. That’s why I’m raising the championship belt today while you’re making excuses.”
Gridiron Gracie: “The championship belt?! Oh, please! This isn’t boxing, Jack. You technically won on a tiny technicality, and the fact that you’re stretching it this far tells me you know we were basically tied. But don’t worry—I’ll remember this next week when I hit two perfect scores and you’re back to throwing out random blowouts.”
Jack Maverick: “Ah, see, there it is—the classic ‘next week I’ll do better’ speech. Meanwhile, I’ve already done better. The record books will show: ‘Jack Maverick—exact score champion.’ And you? Just another solid, but not great, predictor.”
Gridiron Gracie: “Enjoy your one technical victory, Jack. I hope it keeps you warm at night. Because next week? I’m coming for you.”
Mike worked in the radio industry for 35 years which means sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek, satirical, trash talking characters to remind you laughter is good for the soul! Let’s have some fun with entertainment, movies and TV, sports, budget food and games, lifestyle and we’ll get ridiculous.
