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Super Bowl? That’s Cute. Let’s Talk About REAL Football.

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Jack Maverick
The Maverick Lounge

By Jack Maverick

Ah, yes. Super Bowl week. The time of year when American football fans gather around, loading up on nachos and bracing themselves for four hours of “action.”

If you include the fifteen Super Bowl commercials, the over-the-top halftime spectacle, and the inevitable Taylor Swift Factor, it’s basically sports meets variety show.

Yesterday, Gridiron Gracie gave us her in-depth analysis of Super Bowl LIX, focusing on the Philadelphia Eagles, the Kansas City Chiefs, and whether Travis Kelce will add another shiny ring to his growing collection.

She’s convinced it’ll be a classic, complete with a cameo from you-know-who (hint: it’s not Santa Claus).

But while the entire nation obsesses over this game—and let’s face it, the NFL Playoffs are pretty much the country’s second religion—I’ll be watching real football (yes, the kind with a round ball, no helmets, and zero commercial breaks every two minutes).

Because global football has its own big event on Sunday: the FA Cup.

The Beautiful Game vs. The Big Game

Gridiron Gracie and the rest of America can get all worked up about whether Patrick Mahomes cements his dynasty or if the Eagles complete their revenge tour.

Fine by me. I don’t hate on the fans or the hype.

But as a self-respecting connoisseur of world football drama, I’m partial to a competition with over 150 years of football history.

The FA Cup kicked off in 1871—back when people rode horses to matches.

The Super Bowl? First played in 1967. A cute toddler, by comparison.

The FA Cup is notorious for “giant-killings,” where smaller clubs can—and often do—send heavyweights packing. It’s a true sports blog writer’s dream: the ultimate underdog story every year.

Meanwhile, in American football, an “upset” occurs when a second seed beats a first seed. Adorable.

In real football, it’s entirely possible for a non-league team to humiliate Premier League giants on their home turf. Now that’s drama.

While You Watch Commercials, We Watch Drama

Americans love their Super Bowl commercials—will we see a nostalgic 90s reunion?

Maybe a pricey lizard hawking insurance for $7 million a pop?

It’s a spectacle, sure.

But while you’re analyzing ad campaigns, I’ll be following actual football tradition in the FA Cup, where storylines and stakes go far beyond a single Sunday in February.

Here’s my plan for Sunday, February 9th—while the Super Bowl pregame show drags on longer than a soap opera, I’ll be glued to these matches:

Blackburn Rovers vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers – 4:30 AM PT / 7:30 AM ET

Plymouth Argyle vs. Liverpool – 7:00 AM PT / 10:00 AM ET

Aston Villa vs. Tottenham Hotspur – 9:35 AM PT / 12:35 PM ET

 

By the time you’re discussing whether the halftime show lived up to last year’s hype, I’ll have already witnessed real underdog stories, global football magic, and stadiums brimming with passion.

Jack’s Fearless Prediction

Because I’m a man of unwavering confidence, here’s my bold call: Liverpool will absolutely clobber Plymouth Argyle. It’ll be a walk in the park—a glorified training session. They’ll be up by three goals before your first batch of wings even hits the table.

Final Thoughts (And a Nod to Gracie)

Don’t get me wrong—America loves the Super Bowl, and I respect the chaos that comes with American football hype.

The showmanship, the pageantry, and the rumored Swift-Kelce romance are all part of the fun. Gridiron Gracie predicts a 34-31 outcome favoring the Philadelphia Eagles, but let’s be honest: if Taylor Swift decides to high-five Travis Kelce at the perfect moment, all bets are off.

So go ahead, enjoy the Super Bowl. I’ll be over here embracing real football—the beautiful kind that spans continents, stirs global passions, and requires no protective headgear.

And maybe, just maybe, one day America will fully embrace the metric system… or at least acknowledge that soccer vs. American football is more than just a language barrier.

Until then, I’ll keep my eyes on the FA Cup. Because while Super Bowl LIX is hogging the spotlight, the rest of the world knows where the true football tradition lies.