It’s Better Than Politics!
Listen, are you dreading this year’s holiday party—whether it’s with coworkers or family—because you know you’ll run into that person?
You know, the one who wants to corner you and argue about politics just to prove they’re right?
Well, fear not!
I’ve got the ultimate subject-changer for you.
Not only will it derail the political talk, but it also comes with its own argument!
Breaking Wind is Better Than Politics
And here’s why…
1. It’s Honest
Breaking wind doesn’t lie. It’s unapologetically real, unlike most political campaigns.
2. Short-Lived Drama
A fart lasts mere seconds. Political debates seem to last forever.
3. Equal Opportunity
Everyone farts, regardless of wealth, power, or ideology. Politics often creates more division.
4. Unites a Room
A well-timed toot can make everyone laugh. Politics usually makes everyone argue.
5. No Hidden Agenda
A fart doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not. Politicians, on the other hand…
6. No Polls Required
People’s reactions to breaking wind are immediate and honest. No surveys or opinion polls needed.
7. It’s Free
Talking about farts won’t cost you campaign donations, ad revenue, or your sanity.
8. Easier to Understand
Everyone knows what breaking wind is. Try explaining campaign finance reform to a 5-year-old.
9. No Spin Doctors
A fart doesn’t need PR to explain itself.
10. It’s More Productive
At least something gets released when you fart. Politics often produces a lot of hot air with no action.
Enjoy Your Holiday!
